Some Christianese…

Dicker

So I’m putting together our quarterly newsletter/paper for our church (it’s called the Chronicle and you can see past versions here), and I need to put some light hearted stuff on the back page. My idea was that I could put some Christianese terms on the back like the ABC702 Dags Dictionary… but I need a little help…

One term particular to Christians at All Saints Petersham is

  • Bazzism (adj.) – Those phrases or mannerisms common to the rector of All Saints Petersham: Antony Barraclough, aka. Bazz. Eg. “How hard could it be?“, “In whom do you believe?” (preceding the saying of a creed), “You’re fired.

This is really the only idea I have at this stage, but I’m sure the creative minds that stop by thechroniclesof from time to time are much more witty and inventive…

I go to print on Thursday, so get creative people!


4 Responses to “Some Christianese…”

  • Peter Says:

    “it’s just a season”
    “I feel like God’s telling me…”

  • Tom Says:

    Calling people “Brother” when neither of you are related and neither of you are black.

    “Calling”
    “Got a real burden for”
    “Annointed”

  • Howie Says:

    I was trying to work out how to type something in tongues but then thought it might be offensive.

    “the word”
    “welcome ministry”
    “those 8:00am-ers”

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