A bit in the poo…

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So yesterday Bazz asks me if I want to go out and get a thai lunch… Of course I do! i love Thai lunch. Fi and Evie are invited too.

Fi was out all morning, so when she comes home i pass on the offer… But Evie is ready for bed so the answer is negative.

So I ask “well’ would you mind if I still go?”

“No. that’s fine”

“Are you sure? It’s OK if I go?”

“Yep”.

“Alright I’m off to thai lunch with Bazz. Be back soon.”

“I can’t believe you’re going…”

“What? I thought you… but you said that I… ?”

“Yeah but I didn’t think you’d choose to go.”

“But you said it was fine… ?”

“yeah but I want you to want to stay.”

“I will stay if you want me to, but you said I could go… so that’s why I was going”

[Confusion... and blank looks. End scene. Close curtain.]

This is just the sort of stereotypical husband – wife conversation that is totally untypical of Fi…

But while I’m up to neck in fecal matter I might as well add to it by blogging about it.

Now I’m in the poo.


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