A Little Note on Social Etiquette
To all the people of the world, I may not have the guts to tell you to your face so I thought I would shout it out here because I know at least I may reach one or two people and maybe they in turn can tell one or two people and if the cycle continues then sooner or later the whole world will know this little social etiquette that I thought everyone followed but in recent times this has been proven to be wrong.
Here it is…
When being the designated drinks provider for a gathering BE SURE to include at least one bottle of Coke.
Simple.
If there is more than one drinks provider then you may get away with trying to bring your fancy bottle of whatever, but be warned that if there is not at least enough coke to allow one glass per capita then I will talk about you behind your back with others who may or may not agree with me.
Lately I have begun to accept the Zero variety of Coke, but really, socially it is safest to go with the original.
October 9th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
It’s offensive when there is no coke. Becasue of my extremelly high social status i have no problem asking “will ther be coke” and the standard response is “oh umm i’ll go get some just for you’
works every time, i never have to buy it and i always get to drink it. Otherwise i dont show up.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:26 am
And I’m sorry, but diet does NOT cut it!
October 10th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Yeah. Diet, Zero, Bad.
No Coke, Bad.
Coke, Happy!
October 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Here, here!