World’s best knock knock Joke
Without understating it in anyway… I have come up with the world’s best knock knock jokes.
By posting them here on the net, I just want to legitimate my claim to these jokes so that when you hear them from other people (as they do the rounds), you can say “I know the guy who made up those jokes”.
Here goes…
- Knock, knock.
who’s there?
I’m up.
I’m up who?
You’re a poo?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
What’s up.
What’s up who?
You don’t know what a poo is?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there.
I made up.
I made up who?
You made a poo? Well done, congratulations!
Boom. Boom. Tish.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I don’t know that these jokes a setting a good precedent to what may come out of Dicker Jnr’s mouth in the future. I may have to put earmuffs on our children when the Dickers come to visit!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:07 am
You may have to… the poo jokes will probably come thick and fast (no pun intended).
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:06 am
did you hear about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?
March 24th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Did ou hear the one about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat?
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Do you know this is number 3 on google if you type “world’s best knock knock joke”?
Oh yeah baby!
December 17th, 2011 at 10:35 pm
Haha, I came up with the first one as well, in second grade. Still the funniest joke I know. Especially when people do’nt understand and they just keep saying it